Diary of a Fire Starter! Yeah!

[Loki Andvari]

Diary of a Fire Starter! Yeah!

I'm the trouble starter, punking instigator.
I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated.
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.

A Diary?!

Freaking seriously...

Oh jeese this is punishment isn't it?

Roxi! Darn you... you evil cat woman.

Okay so yes, I did vanish for a month but I think I had good reason! JD dropped me like a sodding sack of potatoes... That isn't the right saying is it? Ok so you want me to write when you are not around to correct what I'm saying? Yeah this is sooo going to work... Hey... I wonder If I can print of pictures and stick them into this thing....

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Erm, Ok. No Pictures (She threw Ethan's shoe at my head... AGAIN!)

Ok, Right, Diary. So what am I supposed to write in these things... I think I'm actually still writing because she is glaring at me you know. Seriously what self respecting guy would write one of these things.. Hmm I wonder if Roxi is going to make JD do one of these out of punishment as well...

I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated.
Yeah, I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.

Okay, So I'm running out of things to say just talking to my self, so what the hey. Might as well start of where this started. Well at least where events started which had led to me sitting at a desk like a school boy writing in a journal when I could be off watching Ice Age 3 seeing as I missed it whilst I was away.

Away, well yeah guess that's what caused it. After the fun revaluation with JD I couldn't stick around. There was nothing there for me and if I saw any one I thought I was going to snap. I was just going to go mental or something. Me and Emotions? We don't get along well. So the only thing I could do was to go back into the army. There was plenty I could do there. I had been putting off going back in for the last few weeks as they had asked that I return when peoples houses where being ran sacked.

It was boring there is that much, but I didn't do much thinking when I was there. I fought everything that came near me to the point where I was being sent out on missions alone because I just wasn't safe to be around any more. It hurt that I wasn't safe but it made things easier.

People lecture you less when you are on you own, they just leave you too it. Which is generally what everyone did. Apparently I killed a record number of vamps, I barely remember anything...

Ah Crap.... If Roxi reads this I'm dead...

Hmm...

Rox! I broke no bones... Oh wait you saw the ribs... Erm... those where the only ones I broke...

I think I've written enough now to get me off the hook... some how I have a feeling Roxi will be forcing me into this more often.... Evil Cat lady...

I'm the self-inflicted, punk detonator.
Yeah, I'm the one invented, twisted animator.
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.
starter... starter... starter...

[Roxanne O'Hara]

A note from the desk of
Roxanne!

I knew these bloody post its would come in handy one day!

First off, I am NOT an evil cat woman. I am a nice cat woman who cares very much for her annoying big brother.

Yep, as you guessed, I'm checking up on you. Well, not checking up on you, just making sure that you're doing this. It's for your own good, you know. Instead of bottling everything up, you can shove it all here and everything will be happy :]

At least, I hope so. I don't want you disappearing again. It sucks not having a big brother around to annoy...

Secondly, WHAT THE HELL?! HOOOOW many bones did you break exactly?!

No, don't tell me. It'll make me want to kill you. Or at least hunt down the bastards that hurt my big brother ... I'm still not happy about JD doing that to you. I could seriously kill him.

Anyway! I'm running out of space on this damn post it ... Hope you can read the writing, it's pretty awful. But yes, you guessed it, you've got to keep this up. Not religiously, I won't turn you into a teenage girl, promise. Just do it when you need to!